I'm sitting here at work doing document searches. It takes forever cuz I have to search for names to cross reference appointments. It's stupid. There should be an automatic function fo rthis biznazz, but there isn't!
and so while I wait between searches (it takes about 2 minutes per search for about 50 names! whee!) I shall write some drivel! Yay!
So in order to invite more of my "neighbors" into my brain, I shall do a most annoying survey. I don't do them often because they ARE annoying, but the ones I will do shall be fun for me and if you choose to read it then it should be fun for you too!
If you dont' read it, that's fine. I will always understand the aversion. Especially if you have a Myspace (which I do if anyone wants to add me let me know! ha ha) and people post multiple repeated surveys on the bulletin board ALL DAY LONG. I used to do that.
But I'm over it.
i really am.
*blink*
ok!
YOU & ONLY YOU
1.For the heck of it, Whats your name? Monique
2.Birthday? April 17th
3.Do you like the month you were born in? Yep!
4.If you could have been born in any other month, which one would you choose? September!
This particular survey is missing question 5. This bothers me.
6.If so, can people tell that you are related to them, or do you look totally different? Well I have no idea what you're talking about Survey cuz you deleted a question!7.How about your parents. Do you look like them? Eh,I don't think I do. I'm probably an alien.
HEAD TO CHIN1.What is your natural hair color? It's a medium brown color. I get natural blondish highlights in the summer... but I've dyed my hair for about 3 years now and I have no idea what it's supposed to look like anymore! One day I shall post the evolution of my hair, it's been so many colors from black to golden! eep!
2.How do you style it? I have, what I shall call, "ethnic" hair. This means it is a giant afro when it gets wet. So I must dry it, and then straighten it. Thank god for the Maxi Glide (yes, i'm pimping them right now cuz that thing rocks!)
3.What is your eye color? Dark Brown
4.Do you have freckles? A few
5.Do you have dimples? Eh... not really. I sorta have "fake" ones that are above the corners of my mouth when I smile a certain way. But not cute ones like my BF, his dimples are so adorable... even if they are defects! ha ha
6.How about beauty marks? I have a few, the one i recall the most is on one on my arm... does that count? hahaha. "damn, you have pretty arms!"
7.Do you smile showing teeth, or with your mouth closed? mouth closed!
8.Are your teeth straight? Yeah pretty much.
9.Are they discolored? hahah well they aren't brown and green if that's what you're saying!
10.Are your lips big, thin, or in between? I have nice perfect lips!
11.Do you have big ears? Nah, my ears are cute and little!
12.Any facial piercings? No, and no plans to get any cuz i'm scurred
14.What do you think about your nose? I sorta like it, but I sometimes with it were smaller.
15.Do you look more like your mom or dad? Probably my mom, but not really. more like my dads sister.
16.Do you have any facial hair that you bleach or pluck, besides your eyebrows? hahaha no!!!
17.Do you like your eyebrows? Eh, they are ok
18.Do you like your eyelashes? no, i wish they were longer and thicker. yay Mascara!
19.Have you found any gray hairs yet? *shame* yes... it's horrible! horrible i say!
20.Are you happy with the way your face looks? Nah, I could be cuter, but I guess i'm not gonna go get any plastic surgery on my face any time soon. so i guess i'm happy. blah!
FROM THE NECK, DOWN
1.How would you describe your body type? Uhhh, mother of two with baby fat
2.Are you naturally tan or pale?I'm a pale tan. hahaha
4.Do you think your boobs are big or small? they are smallish, but not SUPER small (losing weight is making them shrink and this bothers me!).
5.Do you shave anything other than your armpits & legs (assuming you shave those)? Yes I do you pervy survey oracle!
6.Are your arms muscular? No, but they are pretty strong cuz of all the grocery's i lift!
7.Are your shoulders broad or narrow? huh?
9.Is your butt ghetto or small? hahah GHETTO! hahahah. i have an ample rear, but it's not big enough to set a cup on!
10.Innie or outtie? Innie.
11.Any tattoos? No, but I'd like to get one someday.
12.When you are sitting, how many rolls does your stomach have, if any? Well damn, I never counted!
13.Do you have good posture? Only when I'm thinking about it...
14.Any stretch marks? Yes, I've had two kids, can't be avoided.
15.Any major scars? I wouldn't call them major
16.What size shoe do you wear? You're being stupid.. 7 1/2.
17.Is one foot bigger than the other? No...
18.Speaking of feet, is the toe next to your big toe longer or shorter? longer...
19.Did you know that they say if your middle toe is longer, that means your good in bed? no i didn't know that!
20.Do you have pointy elbows? yeah, i hurt people with them too!
21.Do you have chicken legs?
22.Do you exercise? I do Dance Dance Revolution mostly, but I've been known to be a pilates and aerobics participant.
24.What size ring do you wear? I think it's a 7 but it might be a 5.. my fingers grow and shrink
25.Are your fingers long? nope
26.Do you think your fingers resemble your toes in any way? ew no!
27.Are your arms hairy? sorta, but it's blonde hair so you can't see it much!
28.Are you pierced anywhere besides your face? no
30.Are you happy with your body? Not yet!
MIND & SOUL
1.Do you have any mental disorders? Depends on who you ask!
3.Do you have nightmares often? I wouldn't say i do
4.Do you have dreams every night? probably
5.Are you gay? heh... nope
7.What are your biggest pet peeves? Lies for no reason, bad driving, messy sloppy eating, inconsiderate to others around you... oh i could list crap for days.
8.What's one thing someone can do to cheer you up? Hug me
9.How are you laying right before you fall asleep at night(stomach, back, side ect)? stomach facing the wall or on my side
10.What are your rituals before going to bed? I don't know... turn out the light, put the sleep timer on the tv, check on my kids...
11.Do you have OCD in any way? yes... shhh!
12.Have you ever witnessed anything paranormal? Yep... I believe!
13.Do you think haunted houses are haunted by ghosts or demons? yes, in a sense
14.Do you believe there is a God? sure, he's my boy, yo!
15.If not, what do you believe & why? no not!
16.What is your biggest fear? my children being harmed.
17.What is your most irrational fear? telephone calls... weird huh
18.Are you a fearful person? Not really
19.If so, do you think there is a reason why? I'm not afraid of things that I can't usually conquer.
21.Do you do any drugs? If so, Why? Nah, but I have done a drug.
20.Do you drink? Why? yes... I just like it. Sometimes it's relaxing,w hen I'm with people it's fun.
23.Are you a lonely person? sometimes
24.Are you shy or outgoing? once again, depends on how i feel. I tend to be shy but I can be outgoing too.
25.Some say what people think or say about them doesn't bother them, but is that really true? I think it can be partially true, but we all, in some way, care what others perceive us to be. Might I add that this question is REALLY hard to read!
26.What is one thing that will make you cry? Feeling insecure
27.Do you cry a lot? What time of the month is it... ha ha!
29.Are you open with people? Yeah, probably too open!
30.Do you like how you are, or wish you could change a few things? I would probably change a few things if it didn't change the people and the state of my life right now for the worst...
wow... ummm... that took too long and is probably boring.
I suddenly feel SHAME!
[this is good] ahaha i liked your survey :] had to highlight it to read it though, because i was reading it on blabber mouth.
i also have myspace.
Posted by: DaQ | 02/05/2009 at 07:06 PM
LOL. I like this. And taking it. to my blog. Bwhahaha.
*steals it*
Posted by: sarahsaurus | 02/06/2009 at 02:43 PM
Posted by: zhy | 08/31/2010 at 05:41 PM